The bill poly-morphs from 20 bucks into 100 bucks! Then fuses to your p3nor on the cellular-level. Then, with the golden light still emitting, you shoot from you crotch of wonders a long 100 dollar bill with a smiley face in the middle. T’was a smexy
moment. :3
The 100 bucks begins to transform into green dense paper monster creature! “RAWR!!” the horrible money monster bellows. The two poisoned ninjas exclaim in shock, “What the wrap?!” You ready yourself with your green bedsheet sword gripped tightly in both hands. Also, due to the radiation emitted from your crotch of wonders, Jerboa is restored to full health and wakes!
Character Stats
- You – 22/22 HP
Jerboa- 4/4 HP
Ninja 1- 9/11 HP [poisoned]
Ninja 2- 9/11 HP [poisoned]
Money Monster- 50/50 HP
