Archive for January, 2011

Revival of the Fallen – pg 18

Sunday, January 30th, 2011

WL becomes a little frightened. You say to him, “Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.”

Revival of the Fallen – pg 17

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

You then ask, “what did the five fingers said to the face?” WL shrugs, “I don’t know, what?” You slap WL in the face with the flat side of your bed blade, “SLAP!”

Revival of the Fallen – pg 16

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

You tell tall dark and handsome that your name is “Rick James, wonderful person.” WL looks worried about where is conversation is now going to head.

Revival of the Fallen – pg 15

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

You offer him some gum, but sigh dejectedly because you realize you don’t have ANY gum.

You begin rubbing the point of the blanket blade up and down against his robe. You then say passionately, “now that we’re… closer… tell me more about yourself.” He surprising replies, “uh… my name is WL, short for WhiteLife and I’m Jesus’ cousin.” You smile, “nice to meet you WL, I’m…”

Revival of the Fallen – pg 14

Thursday, January 13th, 2011



So, now you’re tired of playing games and you decide to step things up. You demand smokes from this guy and have the scythe’s hooked blade spin around so the blade is now his facing his throat. Then suddenly you get a feeling in your heart… you wanna propose, but you don’t know his name or anything about him.

Revival of the Fallen – pg 13

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011


Realizing that his scythe is lying on the ground. You quickly run back over and pick it up in your left hand.


Then you start singing because you have a song in your heart. You were going to start dancing, but the guy might attack you while you aren’t looking.


After 4:52 of singing you ask the guy, “hey man, do you have a smoke?” He looks at you puzzled and responses, “dude wtf?”