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Building a French Fry Boat

Saturday, August 6th, 2011


Trying to cross a river of ketchup.

C4MA – pg 32, 32-1

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011


You distract decide to use you new were-dingo strength to launch the purple item of probing at the ninjas. It arcs perfectly over the money monster and it is confused with an, “Lolwat?” The purple item lands in front of one of the ninjas and they both look down at the item in confusion.


With the speed of a were-dingo you dash past the money monster, grab the closest ninga’s left arm and bit into it. And begin sucking out the poison.

Great going, you’re poisoned, you fool. : P

Revival of the Fallen – pg 39

Sunday, February 27th, 2011


The bill poly-morphs from 20 bucks into 100 bucks! Then fuses to your p3nor on the cellular-level. Then, with the golden light still emitting, you shoot from you crotch of wonders a long 100 dollar bill with a smiley face in the middle. T’was a smexy
moment. :3


The 100 bucks begins to transform into green dense paper monster creature! “RAWR!!” the horrible money monster bellows. The two poisoned ninjas exclaim in shock, “What the wrap?!” You ready yourself with your green bedsheet sword gripped tightly in both hands. Also, due to the radiation emitted from your crotch of wonders, Jerboa is restored to full health and wakes!

Character Stats

    You – 22/22 HP
    Jerboa- 4/4 HP
    Ninja 1- 9/11 HP [poisoned]
    Ninja 2- 9/11 HP [poisoned]
    Money Monster- 50/50 HP

Revival of the Fallen – pg 36-38

Saturday, February 26th, 2011


The creatures jumps outta nowhere and roars! You stare in shock for a minute, pullout your PokeMonster Dex and scan the sandwich. It turns out to be a WereSandwich. You decided to battle the WereSandwich, but Jerboa is still incapacitated.

After removing the purple item from Jerboa you set him in your cardboard backpack so he can rest. After which your PokeMonster Dex starts to spark. In a fit of rage, because that thing literally cost a goblin’s arm and leg, you throw it at the WereSammich’s forehead*. It throws its arms up in a scared manner and then the PokeMonster Dex explodes. The booming explosion disintegrates the WereSammich. All that is left of the evil sammich is a large steaming burn mark and you’re just standing there mad.

After destroying the Weresammich you realize that ninjas have just surrounded you. Holding katanas, shurikens, sais and even kunai knives! You make your cardboard boots into Claw Arms which, for some reason, give you the ability to dig like a rat on meth. So you tunnel the hell outta there, downward towards the fabled lair of the mouse lords.

While tunneling you have a breakthrough… no a literal breakthrough. You come crashing down onto a mouse lord tunnel. You also realize you had sort of a painful, but soft landing. When you look down to see what you landed on. You notice that you’ve landed into the teeth of a large mutant worm! After removing yourself from the teeth of the dead worm you start freaking out, because you start growing fur, pointy ears, grow taller and your legs bend weirdly. But sadly… you don’t have a tail! You’re a dingo broski! That worm must have been infected with dingoitis! D: Your craw arms are destroyed, but your helmet is still in good shape despite it has your dinjo ears pointing through them. You just shrug it off and start walking.

Meanwhile, above ground, the ninjas are just recoiling from the shock of what you just did. In an instance they all jump into the air, do that they can dramatically drop into the hole in order. But the two rookies in the front make a rookie mistake. They both jump with their weapons point inward, towards their bodies and each stab themselves with poison tipped edges. The fools slam into each in mid air and so do the other 6 ninjas. The fall down into the hole and in one big cluster . c:

All 8 ninjas and their weapons come crashing into the ground about half a foot from the dead worm. 2 shurikens are thrown into the corpse of the worm. While 2 katanas and 2 sais (should be 4 :P ) rest on top of 6 dead ninjas. They died on impact, surprising the rookie ninjas managed to break free from the cluster and landed safely. Their poisoned though and holding their kunais and wobbling back and forth in front of you. Your shocked at what just happened. And a battle is about to start.
Also here’s a look at your current inventory:

You equip your bedsheet sword like the beast you are. Then you take out your 20 dollar bill and rub up against your crotch. It begins to emit a golden light.

*For images that you cannot read. Open a new tab and drag that picture into that tab. Enjoy! ;>

Revival of the Fallen – pg 29, 30, 31, 32

Saturday, February 26th, 2011


I look inside the box and see 4 smaller PRON! boxes, but the one at the bottom right of the box seems to be emitting that strange golden glow. You open that box and remove the item from inside of it. The item seems to be a green gem emitting a golden aura. Also, Jerboa has fainted.

You attempt to open the gem, but you fail horribly. You fashion the cardboard box into a backpack and place Jerboa in it.
There are two pieces of cardboard left behind. You break outta the backroom, through the back wall, but before leaving you set the room ablaze with the cardboard pieces that were left behind. Suddenly gem’s aura surrounds you and you are teleported away. To a plane with a mean mixed tint of blue, red and green.

While walking you don’t seem to notice the change of tint, back to normal and when you do, you freak a little.

Freaked out by the new lighting, you exclaim, “Nine Circles of Hell! That was scary! Everything’s weird now!” Suddenly you see something else (probably more landscape change). Then exclamation at the new sight, “Dude, what the ?!?” Now apparently, you’re in some wooded area. Unknown to you, there is a sammich monster hiding behind a large bush.
Inventory:

Revival of the Fallen – pg 24, 25, 26, 27, 28

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

Eventually you grow tired of the rummaging through the box and pop your head out. You don the pinkest, laciest panties you’ve ever seen in your young life. Then see some enigmatic creature, so you take the Poke’Dex from your back pocket and scan it. It seems to be a Jerboa the mouse-type, Poke’Monster. Without thought you attempt to become a human-transformer. So you fashion the cardboard boxes into armor to protect yourself from the evil creature in the doorway. Quickly so you can keep your identity a secret, you ninja the camera with your adult material. It hits, breaks the camera and falls to the ground right in front of the doorway.

You then decide to bum-rush whatever is in the doorway, but a shadow like thing grabs you and holds your backwards.

lol spelling errors. :)

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Revival of the Fallen – pg 23

Sunday, February 13th, 2011

While fiddling around in the box a pair of creepy eyes and a evil smile appear from the shadows of the doorway. Then a camera comes out of the wall, with a red light blinking.

Revival of the Fallen – pg 22

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

Sit on the “item”. After sitting on the item you get a feeling that there are more of this items in that box over there. So you get up, run over the top box and drive into the box. Surprising you realize the box is bigger than expected

Revival of the Fallen – pg 21

Friday, February 11th, 2011

You begin to head for the nearest building.

While running inside you head to a back room on your way to the back room you grab some item. Inside the back room you unequip your scythe. Inside this back room you see a bunch of boxes.

Revival of the Fallen – pg 20

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

You exit and see some green lizard creature.

He tastes the air and you.

Apparently he wants to eat your innards.

You then equip your scythe.

Take flight.

And cut the lizard down in his prime.

Skin his corpse and wear it as a cape. Nioce, a green lizard skin cape.