You distract decide to use you new were-dingo strength to launch the purple item of probing at the ninjas. It arcs perfectly over the money monster and it is confused with an, “Lolwat?” The purple item lands in front of one of the ninjas and they both look down at the item in confusion.
With the speed of a were-dingo you dash past the money monster, grab the closest ninga’s left arm and bit into it. And begin sucking out the poison.
Great going, you’re poisoned, you fool. : P