The Land of 4M

Quickly you roll and form your sleeping bag into a short sword. It looks… perfect! Tall dark and scary across the hall is looking at you puzzled.

In a burst of speed you knock the scythe from the guy’s hand, clench his robe in your left fist and hold on tightly to your sword as it is placed his throat.

After running outta the room holding your sleeping bag like some tower shield. You were attacked by forks and some animal passing by exploded. The forks were stuck in your sleeping bag, but the blood from the animal managed to splatter your shirt.

In the hallway there appears to be three doors, each with gray signs above them. In front of the third door; stands what looks to be some dude with ghost white skin, wearing a dark gray robe and holding a scythe. All you could think is who the heck this is guy?

In order to protect yourself from strange threats inside your closest; you take the white pillow case (leaving behind the white pillow), gnawed a mouth and eye holes and place it on your head as a makeshift gladiator helmet. Also you kinda over did the gnawing and now have extra holes in the front of the pillowcase helmet.

You decide that now that you have protection you examine the closet. All you see is three walls and a… mongoose? It appears to be looking down and all you can think is CREEPY!

Finally you decide to open the door to the North wall, leading out of the room.

After that smelly task was completed you decide to open your dark closet.

Then your stomach starts to pain you so you take a crap on the floor. Suddenly you feel that the painting on the wall isn’t up to ‘caliber’ so you smear some of your poo onto it.