The creatures jumps outta nowhere and roars! You stare in shock for a minute, pullout your PokeMonster Dex and scan the sandwich. It turns out to be a WereSandwich. You decided to battle the WereSandwich, but Jerboa is still incapacitated.
After removing the purple item from Jerboa you set him in your cardboard backpack so he can rest. After which your PokeMonster Dex starts to spark. In a fit of rage, because that thing literally cost a goblin’s arm and leg, you throw it at the WereSammich’s forehead*. It throws its arms up in a scared manner and then the PokeMonster Dex explodes. The booming explosion disintegrates the WereSammich. All that is left of the evil sammich is a large steaming burn mark and you’re just standing there mad.
After destroying the Weresammich you realize that ninjas have just surrounded you. Holding katanas, shurikens, sais and even kunai knives! You make your cardboard boots into Claw Arms which, for some reason, give you the ability to dig like a rat on meth. So you tunnel the hell outta there, downward towards the fabled lair of the mouse lords.
While tunneling you have a breakthrough… no a literal breakthrough. You come crashing down onto a mouse lord tunnel. You also realize you had sort of a painful, but soft landing. When you look down to see what you landed on. You notice that you’ve landed into the teeth of a large mutant worm! After removing yourself from the teeth of the dead worm you start freaking out, because you start growing fur, pointy ears, grow taller and your legs bend weirdly. But sadly… you don’t have a tail! You’re a dingo broski! That worm must have been infected with dingoitis! D: Your craw arms are destroyed, but your helmet is still in good shape despite it has your dinjo ears pointing through them. You just shrug it off and start walking.
Meanwhile, above ground, the ninjas are just recoiling from the shock of what you just did. In an instance they all jump into the air, do that they can dramatically drop into the hole in order. But the two rookies in the front make a rookie mistake. They both jump with their weapons point inward, towards their bodies and each stab themselves with poison tipped edges. The fools slam into each in mid air and so do the other 6 ninjas. The fall down into the hole and in one big cluster 
. c:
All 8 ninjas and their weapons come crashing into the ground about half a foot from the dead worm. 2 shurikens are thrown into the corpse of the worm. While 2 katanas and 2 sais (should be 4 
) rest on top of 6 dead ninjas. They died on impact, surprising the rookie ninjas managed to break free from the cluster and landed safely. Their poisoned though and holding their kunais and wobbling back and forth in front of you. Your shocked at what just happened. And a battle is about to start.
Also here’s a look at your current inventory: 
You equip your bedsheet sword like the beast you are. Then you take out your 20 dollar bill and rub up against your crotch. It begins to emit a golden light.
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