Eventually you grow tired of the rummaging through the box and pop your head out. You don the pinkest, laciest panties you’ve ever seen in your young life. Then see some enigmatic creature, so you take the Poke’Dex from your back pocket and scan it. It seems to be a Jerboa the mouse-type, Poke’Monster. Without thought you attempt to become a human-transformer. So you fashion the cardboard boxes into armor to protect yourself from the evil creature in the doorway. Quickly so you can keep your identity a secret, you ninja the camera with your adult material. It hits, breaks the camera and falls to the ground right in front of the doorway.
You then decide to bum-rush whatever is in the doorway, but a shadow like thing grabs you and holds your backwards.
lol spelling errors. 
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