The Land of 4M

After that smelly task was completed you decide to open your dark closet.

Then your stomach starts to pain you so you take a crap on the floor. Suddenly you feel that the painting on the wall isn’t up to ‘caliber’ so you smear some of your poo onto it.

You examine card and it reads: “Go to 4m4Life.com”.

After striking your penis against the wall you begin to slump into depression. You realize that your dad used to THE same thing after coming home drunk. And after striking his penis against a wall he’d verbally beat you. I’m sorry bro. ;(

Suddenly in a fit of rage you attack the south wall with your meat stick.

Also, sorry for the very late update, but here’s page 2 everyone!

You awake standing in your room wearing your classic teal shirt and blue jeans. It appears you drunk too much Vodka with a certain flash werewolf one too many times. So you need something to do.