The Land of 4M

You begin to convince WL to take up Catholicism, it seems to intrigue him. You also noticed that WL looks like a girl… that’s hawt?

You put your rolled up money bill, bed blade and scythe into your inventory.

You demand him to move or tell him that God will smite him and WL frantically moves.

WL becomes a little frightened. You say to him, “Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.”

You then ask, “what did the five fingers said to the face?” WL shrugs, “I don’t know, what?” You slap WL in the face with the flat side of your bed blade, “SLAP!”

You tell tall dark and handsome that your name is “Rick James, wonderful person.” WL looks worried about where is conversation is now going to head.

You offer him some gum, but sigh dejectedly because you realize you don’t have ANY gum.

You begin rubbing the point of the blanket blade up and down against his robe. You then say passionately, “now that we’re… closer… tell me more about yourself.” He surprising replies, “uh… my name is WL, short for WhiteLife and I’m Jesus’ cousin.” You smile, “nice to meet you WL, I’m…”

So, now you’re tired of playing games and you decide to step things up. You demand smokes from this guy and have the scythe’s hooked blade spin around so the blade is now his facing his throat. Then suddenly you get a feeling in your heart… you wanna propose, but you don’t know his name or anything about him.

Realizing that his scythe is lying on the ground. You quickly run back over and pick it up in your left hand.


Then you start singing because you have a song in your heart. You were going to start dancing, but the guy might attack you while you aren’t looking.


After 4:52 of singing you ask the guy, “hey man, do you have a smoke?” He looks at you puzzled and responses, “dude wtf?”

Quickly you roll and form your sleeping bag into a short sword. It looks… perfect! Tall dark and scary across the hall is looking at you puzzled.

In a burst of speed you knock the scythe from the guy’s hand, clench his robe in your left fist and hold on tightly to your sword as it is placed his throat.

After running outta the room holding your sleeping bag like some tower shield. You were attacked by forks and some animal passing by exploded. The forks were stuck in your sleeping bag, but the blood from the animal managed to splatter your shirt.

In the hallway there appears to be three doors, each with gray signs above them. In front of the third door; stands what looks to be some dude with ghost white skin, wearing a dark gray robe and holding a scythe. All you could think is who the heck this is guy?

In order to protect yourself from strange threats inside your closest; you take the white pillow case (leaving behind the white pillow), gnawed a mouth and eye holes and place it on your head as a makeshift gladiator helmet. Also you kinda over did the gnawing and now have extra holes in the front of the pillowcase helmet.

You decide that now that you have protection you examine the closet. All you see is three walls and a… mongoose? It appears to be looking down and all you can think is CREEPY!

Finally you decide to open the door to the North wall, leading out of the room.